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	Well, here we are: Dharun Ravi has received thirty days in jail, three years probation, and 300 hours of community service from presiding Judge Glenn…</description>
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    <title>Jackie Chan isn't retiring from action movies, he's just pursuing a career as the "Asian Robert De Niro"</title>
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	In a series of events that elicited a roller coaster of emotions from both fans and insurance companies, Jackie Chan accidentally announced that he…</description>
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	Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (the trailblazer who discovered in Supersize Me that gorging on McDonald's every day is…</description>
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	If you were a child of the '90s, the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is basically a part of your DNA. Will Smith recognizes this…</description>
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	When most people graduate from high school or college, their loved ones usually celebrate by treating them to dinner at Applebee's, or…</description>
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	Let's say you're an extremely hyped, heavily scrutinized, premium-cable comedy with a bit of a race problem. If you are, congratulations:…</description>
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	Last we heard of Vancouver's Jenna Talackova, she had been booted from the Miss Universe Canada pageant for having been born with a penis instead…</description>
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    <title>Conservative Super P.A.C. claims Obama lied about being "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln"</title>
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	As conservatives search for any way to unseat President Obama this fall, some both hilarious and depressing plans for framing him in the worst light…</description>
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	Jack Donaghy best explained NBC's current pickle best when he said:


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	After a long battle with cancer, eternal Queen of Disco Donna Summer has passed away at age sixty-three. 


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	"Gaydar" might be more of a real thing than a not-real thing, says science. Apparently people have the ability to "judge with…</description>
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